The bastard lovechild of Sheryl Sandberg and Johnny Rotten, Phil forges high-converting content for you in the infernal furnace of his imagination.

He is your copywriter of choice for words that intoxicate your audience like a coffee stout for breakfast. He gives your content the edge it needs to slice and dice the competition – if you dare. Phil was weaned on the milk of human creativity and has fed the success of countless brands at leading agencies. He’s more than happy to share a cup with his thirsty clients.

When Phil is not writing copy for Malcontent or brushing his massive cat, he’s operating his anarcho-literary syndicate Der Schreibclub.